Fly Patch Fly!

If you’re at a party and 2 out of 3 people know you are.

If $100 seems like a reasonable price for a hamburger.

If you ask the kid working the drive-thru to “Stand By”.

If you have your watch set on Zulu Time.

If every non-aviation purchases you make is calculated in “flying time”.

If you get your weather from FSS instead of the 5:00 news.

If you top your Christmas tree with a rotating beacon.

If you shout “CLEAR” every time you turn on the ceiling fan.

If you’re the one who always looks up whenever a plane flies over.

If you tried mounting your ceiling fan on the wall cause it would look cool there.

If you wrap gifts in outdated sectionals from one of the local flight schools.

If you put your drivers license BEHIND your PPSEL in your wallet.

If you listen to LiveATC.net on your lunch break at work.

If you’re ever driven to the store with a kneeboard attached.

If you painted runway markings on your driveway and put little blue lights around it.

If you’ve ever had to ask your mother-in-law how much she weighs.

If you do S-turns when the car in front of you is driving too slow.